Dysfunctional Synonym Finder (DSF)

What can you do with this?
Well, originally this function was here to find synonyms of words. The idea was to translate them into the other language and back, hoping it would be a good way to find synonyms. When I filled in fish, one of the things that came back was chickens, so needless to say the system is just too unpredictable. Now this function is just a sort of gimmick which will occasionally give you synonyms.

secure-->
	(veilig)-->	secure safe
	(zeker)-->	reliable certain safe secure sure certainly surely undoubtedly probably no doubt without fail definitely absolutely rather indeed
	(zich verzekeren van)-->	procure obtain secure
	(zekeren)-->	fuse lock secure
	(stevig)-->	robust strong sturdy firm secure solid tight stout plump firmly stable fast
	(verzekeren)-->	safeguard guarantee tosecure secure assert assure certify insure state affirm
	(bepalen)-->	prescribe stipulate settle fix define fasten secure qualify make fast affix determine attach establishing determinate define
	(fixeren)-->	fix fasten secure make fast affix determine attach
	(bevestigen)-->	attach assent corroborate confirm fasten secure acknowledge say yes affirm affix fix make fast determine attach establishing
	(behouden)-->	retain save conserve rescue safe secure keep preserve maintain
	(geborgen)-->	safe secure
	(safe)-->	strong-box safe secure
	(tuigeren)-->	secure make fast affix fix fasten determine attach
	(vastzetten)-->	confine lock block secure affix fix fasten blockade jamb putty in vice / vise
	(verstevigen)-->	consolidation work-hardening ruggedizing rigidize stiffen reinforce strengthen secure affix fix fasten
	(vastmaken)-->	tighten tie up tie join connect bind secure affix fix fasten make fast determine attach shackle tether
	(vaststellen)-->	arrange appoint find out set lay down ascertain take note establish secure make fast affix fix fasten determine attach establishing diagnose observe
	(verankeren)-->	anchor grapple secure
	(afzekeren)-->	secure
	(zekerstellen)-->	secure
	(vergrendel)-->	to seal lock secure