Dysfunctional Synonym Finder (DSF)

What can you do with this?
Well, originally this function was here to find synonyms of words. The idea was to translate them into the other language and back, hoping it would be a good way to find synonyms. When I filled in fish, one of the things that came back was chickens, so needless to say the system is just too unpredictable. Now this function is just a sort of gimmick which will occasionally give you synonyms.

present-->
	(voorleggen)-->	propound bring before present submit serve
	(voorstellen)-->	demonstrate present propose recommend tomove move figure suggest offer present with represent depict
	(inleiding houden ( over ), een)-->	present
	(actueel)-->	current present topical up-to-date present-day
	(tegenwoordig)-->	currently nowadays present-day present topical these days current now at present up-to-date
	(aanwezig)-->	present
	(cadeau)-->	gift present
	(donatie)-->	gift present
	(huidig)-->	present-day, todays .... present current present-day actual
	(present)-->	present
	(schenking)-->	present gift
	(spelen)-->	play play present
	(vertonen)-->	demonstrate present show point out indicate flaunt
	(eigentijds)-->	simultaneous present current
	(geschenk)-->	gift present
	(gift)-->	gift poison present
	(hedendaags)-->	contemporary present-day present current actual
	(uitvoeren)-->	complete lead out output carry out fill execute perform equip export introduce play produce present perform observe keep achieve accomplish make do act performing enact outperform
	(van vandaag)-->	present-day present current actual
	(aanleveren)-->	deliver delivery present supply deliver
	(kado)-->	present