Dysfunctional Synonym Finder (DSF)

What can you do with this?
Well, originally this function was here to find synonyms of words. The idea was to translate them into the other language and back, hoping it would be a good way to find synonyms. When I filled in fish, one of the things that came back was chickens, so needless to say the system is just too unpredictable. Now this function is just a sort of gimmick which will occasionally give you synonyms.

guard-->
	(afdekkap)-->	guard
	(veiligheidsscherm)-->	guard safety guard safety screen
	(wacht)-->	guard sentry
	(afschermen)-->	mask cover fence guard shield protect screen
	(afscherming)-->	shield masking covering cover screening shielding guard protection
	(kap)-->	can cover cap hood guard mask roof Hood cowl lamp-shade bonnet hood bonnet hood cover
	(scherm)-->	cover plate protector guard umbel curtain shelter screen pneumatic barrier air curtain grout(ed) curtain cutoff
	(raamveiligheid)-->	guard
	(beveiliging)-->	protection guard safety security shelter safeguarding Security
	(beschermkast)-->	guard
	(de wacht hebben)-->	guard watch over look after keep
	(bewaken)-->	monitor guard watch over look after keep
	(bewaren)-->	conserve guard preserve maintain keep watch over look after store put away preserving
	(bewaarder)-->	guard
	(bewaker)-->	guard custodian
	(bewaking)-->	security guard
	(conducteur)-->	driver conductor guard
	(conductor)-->	conductor guard
	(hoede)-->	guard
	(hoeder)-->	guard
	(lijfwacht)-->	guard
	(wachter)-->	guard
	(behoeden)-->	protect shelter save preserve guard
	(bewaren voor)-->	save protect preserve guard
	(hoeden)-->	watch over look after keep guard
	(waken over)-->	watch over look after keep guard
	(sneeuwrooster )-->	guard roof guard
	(bescherming/beveiliging )-->	guard
	(draadkorf )-->	guard
	(bescherming)-->	protection protection shelter shield support patronage auspices guard
	(gardesoldaat/lid van garderegiment)-->	guard
	(garde)-->	whisk chef whisk guard