Dysfunctional Synonym Finder (DSF)

What can you do with this?
Well, originally this function was here to find synonyms of words. The idea was to translate them into the other language and back, hoping it would be a good way to find synonyms. When I filled in fish, one of the things that came back was chickens, so needless to say the system is just too unpredictable. Now this function is just a sort of gimmick which will occasionally give you synonyms.

fast-->
	(vast)-->	solid fast fastened firm fixed stationary tightened solid certain certainly stable sure probably sustained permanent continual constant firmly meanwhile in the meantime all the time definitive definite lasting abiding stuck
	(snel)-->	fast quick rapid speedy swift swiftly quickly
	(snellopend)-->	fast-running high speed fast
	(vasten)-->	fast
	(snelle)-->	foxy swift speedy fast quick rapid
	(gauw)-->	quick quickly rapid soon swift swiftly fast speedy
	(gevestigd)-->	stable firm fast established
	(gezwind)-->	quick rapid swift speedy fast
	(haastig)-->	hastily hurried hurriedly quick rapid swift speedy fast in a hurry
	(hard)-->	stiff hard rigid loud swiftly loud quickly severe strict fast bleak indurated relentless
	(hecht)-->	firm robust stable sturdy solid fast
	(in allerijl)-->	quickly swiftly fast
	(schielijk)-->	quickly swiftly right now right away just immediately at once fast
	(spoedig)-->	soon speedy swift quick rapid fast
	(stevig)-->	robust strong sturdy firm secure solid tight stout plump firmly stable fast
	(vlug)-->	swiftly quickly fast swift speedy rapid quick
	(vaste)-->	secured tightened fastened fast stationary fixed solid firm stready standing