Dysfunctional Synonym Finder (DSF)

What can you do with this?
Well, originally this function was here to find synonyms of words. The idea was to translate them into the other language and back, hoping it would be a good way to find synonyms. When I filled in fish, one of the things that came back was chickens, so needless to say the system is just too unpredictable. Now this function is just a sort of gimmick which will occasionally give you synonyms.

dispatch-->
	(expeditie)-->	dispatch shipping despatch forwarding expedition
	(verzending)-->	sending dispatch shipment forwarding despatch
	(afvoer)-->	sink disposal deletion dissipation drainage despatch dispatch discharge transport carrying off volume rate of flow drain exhaust outlet waste pipe / stack drain
	(afvoeren)-->	delete dispose of dissipate dispatch despatch discharge drain eliminate abduct conduct away
	(uitgeven)-->	give out expend dispatch expenditure edit issue publish spend pay out
	(verzenden)-->	forward todispatch despatch dispatch ship transmit send turn away dismiss send off
	(afhandelen)-->	finnish conclude expedite settle dispatch compose finish
	(telegraferen)-->	cable wire telegraph dispatch
	(afdoen)-->	settle conclude expedite finnish dispatch put off take off
	(afwikkelen)-->	decoil de-reel uncoil unreel spool off complete generate develop de-coil conclude expedite finnish liquidate unroll wind off unwind settle dispatch
	(afzenden)-->	ship turn away dismiss send off dispatch
	(beslechten)-->	settle dispatch conclude compose
	(expediëren)-->	ship send off dispatch
	(meldkamer )-->	incident / radio room dispatch
	(afhandeling)-->	handling disposal conclusion finishing touch dispatch transaction settlement