Dysfunctional Synonym Finder (DSF)

What can you do with this?
Well, originally this function was here to find synonyms of words. The idea was to translate them into the other language and back, hoping it would be a good way to find synonyms. When I filled in fish, one of the things that came back was chickens, so needless to say the system is just too unpredictable. Now this function is just a sort of gimmick which will occasionally give you synonyms.

close-->
	(nauw)-->	close narrow tight cramped strait
	(sluiting)-->	bridging close close-down closure conclusion fastening turning-off fitting locking shut-down close buckle (safety belt) shackle
	(toemaken)-->	shut close
	(toedraaien)-->	turn off close
	(afsluiten)-->	seal conclude shut off cut off turn off cover match close obstruct terminate bar lock fence off strike a balance make a contract finish end accomodate
	(dichtdraaien)-->	close shut
	(dichtsturen)-->	close
	(slot)-->	conclusion close end lock slot ending, close castle hook ending terminate clasp clutch, interlock slot
	(enge ligging)-->	close
	(nauwe ligging)-->	close
	(sluiting )-->	bridging close close-down closure conclusion fastening turning-off fitting locking shut-down close buckle (safety belt) shackle
	(dichtbegroeid )-->	close
	(sluiten)-->	close down conclude fasten fit shut down turn off close shut lock be closed
	(dichtdoen)-->	shut close
	(dichtmaken)-->	clog close shut stop up plug up block
	(krap)-->	cramped narrow close narrow
	(aanstaand)-->	near next following nearby close prospective
	(bedompt)-->	stuffy frowsy close airless
	(benauwd)-->	cramped stale sultry stiffling oppressive airless close
	(dichtbij)-->	by at beside near close to nearby close next to near to proximate closely closely
	(dichtgaan)-->	be closed close
	(eerstvolgend)-->	near next nearby close
	(eng)-->	cramped macabre eerie grisly narrow close gruesome
	(gezellig)-->	homy intimate close snug
	(innig)-->	hearty sincere cordial intimate above-board warm close
	(intiem)-->	intimate close
	(knus)-->	intimate close snug cosy
	(komend)-->	near next nearby close
	(na aan het hart)-->	dear to the heart close
	(nabij)-->	at beside by near close to nearby close next to near to
	(toedoen)-->	help aid shut close activity action
	(toegaan)-->	grow happen be closed close come about become
	(toegroeien)-->	be closed close
	(toevallen)-->	epilepsy accrue to be closed close devolve
	(vertrouwelijk)-->	confidential intimate close classified
	(zich sluiten)-->	be closed close
	(dichten )-->	clog stop up plug up block close seal stop
	(afsluit)-->	close