Dysfunctional Synonym Finder (DSF)

What can you do with this?
Well, originally this function was here to find synonyms of words. The idea was to translate them into the other language and back, hoping it would be a good way to find synonyms. When I filled in fish, one of the things that came back was chickens, so needless to say the system is just too unpredictable. Now this function is just a sort of gimmick which will occasionally give you synonyms.

account-->
	(verslag)-->	report account scholary report record report
	(rekening)-->	invoice bill account calculation
	(conto)-->	account
	(afdoening)-->	settlement account
	(beschrijving)-->	description account discription
	(rekenschap)-->	calculation explanation account bill
	(verklaring)-->	declaration clarification elucidation explanation exposition statement proclamation account
	(achten)-->	think esteem opine deem account think well of
	(afrekening)-->	settlement account
	(bericht)-->	message ad advertisement report notice communication announcement advice errand account information
	(beschouwen)-->	consider regard deem view look at envisage contemplate take into account esteem account take into account
	(beweegreden)-->	reason motive account
	(drijfveer)-->	spring reason motive account
	(explicatie)-->	explanation account
	(exposé)-->	report record account
	(factuur)-->	invoice bill account
	(geloven)-->	take my word for it believe opine deem think account accredit
	(houden voor)-->	deem believe see as consider account accredit
	(informatie)-->	information account human intelligence (FBI)
	(inlichting)-->	information account
	(mededeling)-->	communication information account
	(melding)-->	report record account
	(menen)-->	believe deem suppose surmise presume guess accredit account
	(motief)-->	motive motive, purpose reason account
	(nagaan)-->	check verify trace consider explore investigate follow take into account regard esteem account research examine establishing
	(nota)-->	memorandum note annotation invoice bill account
	(overwegen)-->	consider take into account regard esteem account contemplate
	(rapport)-->	report scholary report record account matching edge
	(reden)-->	motive reason account cause justification
	(rekening houden met)-->	take into account regard esteem consider account take account of pay attention to
	(relaas)-->	narrative tale story account
	(schildering)-->	description painting account picture
	(tafereel)-->	description scene account
	(terechtwijzing)-->	reproach reproof remark observation information account
	(term)-->	term reason motive account
	(tijding)-->	report notice message communication announcement advice account
	(toelichting)-->	elucidation explanation account
	(uitduiding)-->	explanation account
	(uiteenzetting)-->	explanation account
	(uitleg)-->	explanation account
	(van mening zijn)-->	opine think deem account
	(verhaal)-->	history narrative tale story account recourse
	(verslijten voor)-->	see as deem consider account
	(vertelling)-->	narrative tale story account
	(vertelsel)-->	narrative tale story account
	(verwittiging)-->	report notice message communication announcement advice information account
	(vinden)-->	find think opine deem account
	(warenlijst)-->	invoice bill account
	(zien als)-->	see as deem consider account
	(rekening houden)-->	take into account regard esteem consider account take account pay attention bear in mind reckon