Dysfunctional Synonym Finder (DSF)

What can you do with this?
Well, originally this function was here to find synonyms of words. The idea was to translate them into the other language and back, hoping it would be a good way to find synonyms. When I filled in fish, one of the things that came back was chickens, so needless to say the system is just too unpredictable. Now this function is just a sort of gimmick which will occasionally give you synonyms.

absolute-->
	(absoluut)-->	absolute absolutely definitely
	(absolute muziek)-->	absolute
	(absolute notennamen)-->	absolute
	(onvermengd)-->	absolute
	(beslist noodzakelijk)-->	absolute
	(grenzeloos)-->	absolute
	(onbegrensd)-->	unlimited absolute indefinitely
	(onbeperkt)-->	unrestricted unlimited absolute indefinitely
	(ongelimiteerd)-->	absolute
	(onvermijdelijk)-->	absolute inevitable
	(onvoorwaardelijk)-->	absolute
	(op zichzelf staand)-->	absolute
	(volkomen,volstrekt)-->	absolute
	(compleet)-->	complete entire full whole overall through entirely completely absolute
	(heel)-->	entire entirely completely fully integer very wholly quite at all whole overall very much through complete absolute
	(onafhankelijk)-->	independent independant autonomous autonomic absolute
	(puur)-->	clean pure absolute
	(volkomen)-->	perfect complete fully completely entirely full wholly quite at all whole overall entire through absolute
	(volledig)-->	full scale complete full time full-time full perfect wholly quite entirely at all fully completely through absolute plenary
	(volslagen)-->	whole overall entire complete absolute
	(volstrekt)-->	without fail definitely absolutely absolute
	(voltallig)-->	complete absolute
	(zuiver)-->	clear accurate clean correct net nett pure true in tune sincere above-board right plain distinct absolute