Dysfunctional Synonym Finder (DSF)

What can you do with this?
Well, originally this function was here to find synonyms of words. The idea was to translate them into the other language and back, hoping it would be a good way to find synonyms. When I filled in fish, one of the things that came back was chickens, so needless to say the system is just too unpredictable. Now this function is just a sort of gimmick which will occasionally give you synonyms.

absence-->
	(afwezigheid)-->	absence shortage shortcoming lack non-attendance
	(mangel)-->	absence
	(absentie)-->	absence
	(uitstedigheid)-->	absence
	(verstek)-->	mitre joint mitre absence
	(verzuim)-->	absenteeism neglect omission oversight absence
	(euvel)-->	shortage shortcoming lack absence abuse
	(gebrek)-->	shortage lack defect fault Deficiency vice poverty shortcoming absence damage
	(gemis)-->	shortage shortcoming lack absence
	(tekort)-->	deficit deficiency lack want shortage short supply deficiency shortcoming absence
	(tekortkoming)-->	defect fault imperfection non-conformity shortcoming failure shortcoming, flaw shortage lack absence